Rum eye

When a person consumes to much rum one eye isn’t open as much as the other

Buddy’s eyes are fucked. He must have rum eyes

by Willioooo November 21, 2019

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rummings

the ejaculations of a man very drunk on rum

“arrr, got me rummings all over the carpet last night”

by the one who knocks December 19, 2019

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rum

A drink that you drink if your alone at you party, you fucking loser

Me: damn, thats som gud rum Nobody: ....

by OKOKOKOKOKOKOKKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO April 30, 2019

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council bluffs rum

A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station

Did you see that rum Matt, he was beating off in kwik shop what a fucking council bluffs rum

by KauzNchaos May 4, 2019

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Star rum challenge

Placing a star rum bottle on the floor and seeing how far you can get it up your asshole by sitting on it.

Jeff: dude I just did the star rum challenge and totally got the whole thing up there.

Dom: wow that’s amazing. I could only get 3/4ths of the bottle.

by The bologna October 7, 2019

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Rum

Our overlord. He is eternal. We shall follow him into the light and watch the world burn beneath our feet, but we will stay living under the rule of our King.

"Rum is our King."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, but only on Sundays because that's when we feed him."
"What?"
"Yeah, he only likes pine seeds and blackberries."
"What is he, a bird or something?"
"Yes."
"I-"

by Quartings August 18, 2019

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