Paper Route

1. the back door or anus, ass
2. the area one wipes with toilet paper

SEE ALSO Papergirl

I stuck my cock in her paper route and man was it fly

by paper May 13, 2004

escape route

the disgusting chick you end up banging at the end of the night instead of the hot guy you really wanted to bang

"hey guy I would love to bang u in the a** tonight but if you are not gay like me i will just bang the last ugly chick here as my escape route instead"

by youlikeboysinstead December 24, 2011

Refreshing Routine

When you are so anxious and eager to get new correspondence that you are constantly refreshing every web browser window you have open.

Example of a refreshing routine:
*REFRESH* nope.... no new e-mail on hotmail.... *REFRESH* darn... no new Facebook notifications on gmail.... wait maybe they just haven't gotten there quite yet and I should go check Facebook right this second to see if anything's come in! *REFRESH* oh well. But maybe by now there's a hotmail message! *REFRESH* For real?? There's gotta be a hotmail message by now *REFRESH*

by bandcampgirl183 December 10, 2007

rich route

sewer whore.

"Nice scooter, rich route."

by RICHROUTE November 21, 2009

routemaster

Old-style bus as seen in London. Being withdrawn because idiots keep falling off the back and suing, but its not a bad thing coz they smoke like hell.

"Is the chip shop on fire or is the next bus a routemaster?"

by oracle March 12, 2004

routing

to vegetate while watching tv. implied that your brains are on a direct route to the tv, and that nothing else is going on.

adam: what are your plans tonight?
shaniquah: i plan to sit on my ass, routing watching lost.
adam: that sounds positively intellectual.
shaniquah: it's the season finale!
adam: *eyeroll*

by darjeelingdarling April 13, 2009

route

To leave a place. A double entendre combining a shortening of the phrase "roll out" and the noun "route".

Yo this party's a sausage fest, tryin' to route?

by Quizzle Rat October 20, 2007