Reuben Kursch

The ultimate lakers fan. Someone who bleeds purple and gold. Calls Bill Russells era “the era of plumbers and factory workers”.
Claims the Celtics haven’t been relevant since the 1960’s

Look at that collection of Lakers memorabilia, he must be a real Reuben Kursch

by LakersFan17 April 5, 2022

Reuben

An erect inverted Mike Fiday handstands while another male straddles his taint, while inserting and thrusting their erected members into each designated sphincter; this continues until the act of thrusting results in complete and utter satisfaction... oscillating meat.

"Hey, where is Fiday? I need my daily Reuben!"; "My taint is bleeding from this raw passionate reuben!"

by Taylor McAnderson February 9, 2008

Reuben

The best looking boy you know and is an excellent person to have around and is great in bed

If wish you were more like Reuben

by Ezikeal February 3, 2017

Reuben

Reuben is one of the most loving people i know, smart funny and caring, can be a hard ass but if you're close he will allways be there for you and love you

reuben you are a dick

by macemacemod101 December 7, 2016

Reuban

Ah very special tool indeed typically not good at science or really anything that envolves brain cells. Shall never play county

Reuban =tool

by Whoppermunch18 October 19, 2019

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute most powerful "ur" insult in existence. All other insults are mere cherry bombs compared to this supernova level annihilation. Be careful with this insult as it could end the world as we know it.

Dan: hey
Bob: hey
Dan: ur family reunion a homosexual communion
(Nothing happens, all of a sudden there is a loud bang and Bob is instantly hurled through heaven, hell and purgatory simultaneously and they all shatter. Afterwards Bob is now non-existent. Nobody remembers Bob because now he has never existed.

by Bruh243565 May 21, 2018

Redbird

Class of New York subway cars that were painted red to prevent vandalism. Car classes are R36 and R33. Retired in 2003.

I took a Redbird to Grand Central as part of my commute today.

by Ben Schumin November 25, 2003