Raymond is a stupid skanky bitch who looks like the yellow teletubby . He thinks he better then everyone and doesn’t give a shit about no one then his 1inch uncircumcised dick. He is constantly rude to everyone thinks his humor is funny when in reality he is dumb as fuck. He thinks every girl wants him when no one would want his 5 foot clown hair Simpson looking ass dick. He smells like dick cheese and personally I think he has it. He is a selfish prick that doesn’t think about anyone feelings and can suck satan big cock which don’t mind since I’m 100% sure he sucks his best friend off everyday.
Best friend: want to go in the back of vons and suck me off
Raymond: yes but your going to have to hit it from behind

Best friend: deal
by One who shall not be named November 23, 2021
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The god of ramen noodles.
If you eat ramen without his permission then you'll die within a week.
guy: Oh, mighty ramen god, Raymond, may I have your permission to eat the ramen noodles i bought yesterday at walmart? Amen.
Raymond: I'll let you eat the ramen once, but twice - you'll have to ask for my permission.
by cartiscart February 16, 2020
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animal crossing's version of OVER POPLATED GAMES FOR NO FRICKING REASON hes just a fricking villager, I DONT GET WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM, IS IT BECUSE HE HAS TWO DIFFRENT EYE COLERS? oh wait its because there's no amiibo card for him... THATS THE MOST DUMBEST REASON FOR ANYTHING TO GET POPULAR HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Raymond is suffering because of every middle age teen following the newest """"""""FaBaBaB"""""" ...... i honestly dont know how to feel at this one
by someone else thats not u February 10, 2021
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A guy who has a small UH EGO and has no bitches.
He is that Raymond? I heard he needs tweezers to put that thing away! Ha! Am I right? Obviously no bitches there!
by Obviously real facts.org July 21, 2022
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Raymond is a guy who’s dad left him at a young age who also fucks girls then says I just wanna be best friends with benifts and never can go somewhere without acting cool.
Raymond is a fuck boy
by Donovan July 18, 2018
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Everybody loves Raymond, like Raymond loves gay cowboys.
Brokeback mountain is about gay cowboys. Raymond from everybody loves raymond really likes this film.
by skoogisken March 11, 2022
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