riding boss

Sitting in the owners corner (adjacent seat to the driver, usually behind)of a moving vehicle that isn't yours. Especially with friends

I'm riding boss on the bentley with you guys

by @naicrosoft Elite Crew October 3, 2013

Riding the Roomba

An expression of such utter boredom that effortless joyriding on a robot seems the last thing left to do.
Pretending you are a shark chasing prey is meant to add some entertainment even though you know you just look sad.

When:
You are a smart cat who has matured...
The mystery of the red dot has been solved...
Harassing the dog isn't as entertaining as it once was...
Life is so boring that even catnip doesn't do it for you anymore...
What can you do?
You can always Ride the Roomba.
*From the Youtube video of Max the cat riding the Roomba brand robotic vacuum cleaner, (in a shark costume).

"Hey what are you doing this weekend?" "Oh, I dunno, maybe riding the roomba."

by theOriginalSlangard August 22, 2014

riding the rodeo

When a man goes to a bar and finds the fattest, ugliest female there. He then takes her home and proceeds to have sex with her. Right in the middle of intercourse, he tells her that she is the fattest, ugliest bitch he has ever met. He then tries to stay on or "ride her like a bucking bull".

Riding the rodeo can result in the loss of your scrotum.

by ReidBoy December 21, 2006

Riding the Yeti

When you take the car out in the middle of a snowstorm and go crazy in parking lots and open areas...loud techno music is highly encouraged

Me and the bros almost flipped the car when we lost control riding the yeti

Person A: hey man its supposed to snow tonight
Person B: call up the bros were riding the yeti

by yeti masta January 19, 2009

riding dickass

To define two guys riding on a motorcycle, moped, or scooter together.

"Hey Chris, do you wanna go for a ride on my new motorcycle?"

"Hell no Tyler, I ain't riding DICKASS on your bike with you!"

Look at those two queers riding DICKASS on that moped

by Jason Z September 8, 2006

Riding pipe

A women riding a males cock

Jane loves riding pipe with John.

by Neenies December 16, 2008

riding the pig

Someone that is hooked on drugs.

I saw Ray-Ray the other day and he was lookin' like he was all messed up. I think he's riding the pig again.

by pdobrinen September 6, 2006