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Psychic Boyfriend

This is a view that is held by many women that a man should be able to mind read their girlfriends thoughts. This is a major cause of many arguments between couples, because a woman often thinks she should shouldn't have to say anything and her boyfriend should just be able to understand her emotions or problems.
(Boyfriend) Where would you like to go tonight? (Girlfriend) The movies would be fun. (Boyfriend) What would you like to see? (Girlfriend) Let's see The Goonies. (Boyfriend) So how did you like the movie? (Girlfriend) Why did we have to see The Goonies? (Boyfriend) That's what you said you wanted to see! (Girlfriend) You should have known I didn't want to see some kids movie, I wanted to see something romantic. (Boyfriend) Then why didn't you say that before? (Girlfriend) I shouldn't have to, your my boyfriend, you should know by now what I want to see. (Boyfriend) I'm not a Psychic Boyfriend you know! So I guess were going to fight about this right? (Girlfriend) Ohh yeah!
by the2ndflood March 6, 2008
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Psycho Hose Beast

Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
by M J R May 4, 2005
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psychadelic

A common misspelling of "psychedelic", typically used by stoners who are too wasted to read books.
What a bummer! I tried to download "Alan's Psychadelic Breakfast" from iTunes, but I couldn't find it.
by A. Nonny Muss September 5, 2008
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Psycho

N. One who displays violent or anti-social behavior, often attributed to mental instability or personality defect.
Jim is known as Sergeant Death because he's a total psycho.
by Naughtius Maximus May 8, 2005
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psychobabble

Speech that is heavy in post-structuralist jargon that is heavily based on experience and emotion instead of well-known science.
Every time Liam starts talking about his substandard art, he tries to explain it in rambling psychobabble...
by jillian c September 18, 2005
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Psychedelic Souljam

A badass song from the Soul Eater OST. Maka's character image song and a generally awesome tune. Its lyrics kick ass and it's great to do homework to.
Lyrics:
Keep on going, I will keep running
I'll never back down, I'll never give up
Keep on going, I will keep going
All the way down, yeah we're all the way down!

Soul Eater kicks ass!

Psychedelic Souljam is one of the best songs on the Soul Eater OST.
by MMMMmmmmtoasty March 6, 2011
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psychochondriac

A person who is self-diagnosed with multiple psychological disorders. Examples include OCD, Autism, Munchausen syndrome by proxy, Tourette's syndrome, ADHD, Bipolar disorder, and Agoraphobia.
Because Bob is a psychochondriac, he called his doctor and requested medication after watching the Dateline special on Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
by seahawkfan71 June 30, 2009
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