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protists

Protists are single or multiple celled organisms that live in moist or wet surroundings they can be plant like, fungus like, and animal like. They are all eukaryotic which means their cells have a nucleus. Plant like protists have algae in them. Algae have chlorophyll in their cell so they can make their own energy from the sun this process is known as photosynthesis. These organisms have many cells, other plant like protists are single celled and propel themselves with tail like flagellum and have an eyespot to detect light. Animal like protists they are called protozoans, protozoans are single celled but they have special holes called vacuole.
Protists are single or multiple celled organisms that live in moist or wet surroundings they can be plant like, fungus like, and animal like. They are all eukaryotic which means their cells have a nucleus. Plant like protists have algae in them. Algae have chlorophyll in their cell so they can make their own energy from the sun this process is known as photosynthesis. These organisms have many cells, other plant like protists are single celled and propel themselves with tail like flagellum and have an eyespot to detect light. Animal like protists they are called protozoans, protozoans are single celled but they have special holes called vacuole.
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protest

when someone does something wrong or fuck up there country people have the right to protest
Black guy dies from cops people protest against police brutality
by A crazy JAP August 28, 2020
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Protester Class

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.
Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."
by Powr Botm 217 September 13, 2020
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Protestant

A branch of the Christian faith that was formed during the reformation led by Martin Luther. Protestants reject the beliefs of Catholics and delete parts of the bible all willy nilly and deemed the texts proving Catholicism "Apocryphal", thus the King James Version Bible was born. They believe that having Priests, Monsignors, Bishops Archbishops, Cardinals, the Pope, and all the Saints is Idolatry, believing Catholics worship them, when, in fact, Catholics believe even after death, their soul is still alive even though their physical body is deceased. Catholics do not worship them, but pray to them asking them to pray for them, just like asking a friend to pray for you, but the only way to communicate with someone in heaven is through prayer.

They are also the branch of the Christian faith that does not drink as much, eat as much, or party as much as Catholics

A popular form of Protestantism is the Baptist faith. Baptist claim they are the first religion started by John the Baptist, but if you actually read the WHOLE bible, John wasn't a practitioner of the Baptist religion, but one who Baptized other people.

Protestants also believe that if you are not an exact copy of them then you are impure, and are going to burn in hell for committing Heresy.

Some radical protestants reject the belief in Christmas, Easter, and Halloween due to "Satanic Rituals." Some also believe that every little fault in a person is a demon that has to be exorcized. Pope John Paul II only performed 2 exorcisms in his whole life.

Protestants believe that Mary, mother of God was not a virgin, nor the mother of God. Catholics do not believe that she actually gave birth to an Omnipotently infinite deity, but she did give birth to Jesus, who is one third of God, the other two being the Father and the Holy Spirit. Catholics believe Mary was immaculate and pure her whole life, and there is a section in the bible when she ascends to heaven and is crowned Queen of the Universe. They also believe that when catholics perform the Rite of Communion they are worshipping Wine and Bread as holy. Catholics believe that God blessed the Bread and Wine and made it the body and blood of Christ.
Greg the Baptist: "What religion are you?"

Jeremy the Catholic: "Catholic"

Greg:"Oh you're not Christian, you're going to hell, I'm protestant, god likes me more."

Jeremy: "Why."

Greg:"-----I---I think its-----hmmph. I don't know, but my pastor said so."
by Ender "Andrew" Wiggin August 1, 2008
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antiwar protestor

A well-meaning but misguided fool. While their cause is noble, and they are protesting the obtaining of oil for jackholes with SUVs at the cost of teh lives of Iraqi children and American soldiers,and they recognize Bush for the jackass he is, they are going about it in a moronic way that accomplishes little and only serves to block traffic, hindering people from going to their jobs and living their lives
War sucks... but protestors are morons
by The Wanker November 11, 2003
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Protest

A mosh pit for people who care about important issues.
Steve: Hey, did you go to that protest?

Joe: Yeah man, it was intense.
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protest warrior

A Rightista of any race from any nation who is pro-America, pro-Israel, and supports the war against fascism and terror. Engages in acts of sedition and insurrection against Leftistas and their petty-minded peace rallies. Are often accused of being sociopathic fascist fiends by peaceniks for their lack of submissiveness and their refusal to accept appeasement as an alternative to war.

Personal ideals vary between individuals within the Movement.
A rag-tag band of gung-ho Protest Warriors infiltrated the peace-monger headquarters and destroyed the deflector shield while another team flew into the superstructure and knocked out the main reactor.
by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003
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