Pootang blues

When a male isnt get any female attention.

Bob - Any luck with the ladies last night.

Jim - No. Ive got the Pootang blues

by LJAontheJSA April 29, 2011

Pootea

Tea consumed before eating to assist with weight loss.

Samantha left an anaconda in the toilet after drinking a fresh batch of pootea.

by The 1r1sh January 30, 2014

poot and shoot

You you fart and ejaculate simultaneously.

Billy was ecstatic why he discovered his ability to poot and shoot on command.

by pufwizard February 14, 2015

phootwork

Exceeding the normal moves of someone who has average footwork.

Lucy: "Did you see Dancing With the Stars last night? The phootwork of those dancers is exquisite!"

by Whebzer February 28, 2015

pooter rooter

The act of sticking a man's genitalia in a woman or another mans rectum.

I am such a pooter rooter that I stuck it in Alice's ass without even asking.

by sniplod April 11, 2015

Pootang Pounder

A person that gets alot of puss wherever they go

Bro you are sure one big Pootang Pounder

by pootangpounder October 26, 2017

pooterknuckle

justalexs moms hairy beaver.

i saw just alexs moms pooterknuckle last night and i am scarred for life

by the autismic alex November 29, 2017