Promosexual

A person who hits on cashiers or store employees to get a deal.

Male Promosexual: "Oh hey, your hair looks beautiful today, do you have any coupons I could use for this?"

Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"

by DangerFinger March 5, 2015

Pomodoto

Portmanteau of pomo (short of postmodern) and doto (defender of the obvious).

His jokes are too pomodoto for my taste

by Drdq July 4, 2015

promoja

promoja je promaja picka ti materina

Zatvori prozor, promoja je, jebem ti majku

by Sreti August 24, 2017

promosting

A hood conjunction of the words "promoting" and "posting". Used to say one is advertising a product/service via social media posts.

"Bro, how many subscribers you got on YouTube?"

"Not much, but I be promosting my channel on Instagram, so it should be going up real soon."

by Big Haitian Nigga Named Bobby October 4, 2017

promo queen

someone who loves promotions

Julie is such a promo queen!

by who_pseudonym October 23, 2017

Promots

pro= for
mots= motivation

Those are some great writing promots!

by Wrhoughgheigh January 4, 2018

promotivate

The act of awarding someone a promotion to a position of greater responsibility because you think they have potential. This misguided belief asserts that they will achieve greater success if they are given the opportunity to lead. This practice almost universally ends in colossal failure.

Ronnie? Really? That guy has screwed up so many times that he is the poster boy for failure! I would never give him an ounce of responsibility.

Yeah, but I think if we promotivate him it will go a long way. As captain of the team, I really think he's going to mature into a fine role model, you'll see!

by Doug Dittly Doo August 27, 2018