(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.
That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).
by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013
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Keeping it professional

To make an offer to another grown ass man to go out on a date together to eat ice cream instead of fighting.
Blank: I'm tired of you talking about my homosexuality you wanna fight?

Tommy Bilifiger: No we need to be keeping it professional what flavor ice cream you want?
by Willie Falcone September 07, 2009
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professional esports player

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
by frggerz September 14, 2020
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professional quote maker

A professional quote maker is a person who, by profession, makes quotes. As quote making is a profession governed by various guilds and trade organizations, becoming a professional quote maker typically requires several years of schooling and a Ph.D. in a scientific field, such as atheism. Sometimes, people of distinction (celebrities, scientists, comedians, Nobel laureates, etc.) are accorded honorary professional quote making status; this is akin to an honorary degree from a university.

Professional quote makers are adept at carefully overlaying pictures of nebulae and starry nights with pithy remarks using Photoshop or other image-editing software.

There are also many amateur quote makers who, while not professionals, are polymaths or savants and consider quote making to be a personal hobby.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - A. A. Lewis, not a professional quote maker, but a hobbyist.
by sushiX3 April 13, 2013
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professional street nigga

The best street of the street niggas around
Das a real professional street nigga!
by DietBacon December 12, 2019
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rack mount professional

The phrase "Rack mount professional" , implies in a sarcastic manner, that if a piece of audio equipment is rack mounted into a equipment rack, it must be of pro quality.
Items that are considered to be "rack mount professional" :

Rack mount pyramid amplifiers are awsome.

Rack mount behringer compressors are state of the art...
by big n.s. February 17, 2009
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Used to address the end of the line in an escalated conversation, debate or exchange. A loss of temper or patience is often the catalyst.

Made famous by actor Christian Bale's infamous outburst on the set of Terminator Salvation.
"I think Sarah Palin got a bad rap in the press."

"Are you kidding?"

"Seriously, she's a terrific role model for women."

"We are done professionally."
by ChanceChance March 02, 2009
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