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professional cleavage

When a woman subtly displays or draws attention to her cleavage in order to benefit in a professional setting.
She totally used professional cleavage to pass that presentation!
by wolfpack16 March 30, 2011
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Professional Cock Block

A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.

They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.

Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
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professional bencher

Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.
That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.

Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher
by quan267 June 2, 2016
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proffesional musician

A proffesional musician is someone who is extremely proficiant at playing a certian instrument, and does it for a living. Now, someone who is trying to become a proffesional musician is really just someone who is about to become homless (it's the harsh reallity).

I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.
Boy oh boy, there's another attempt at a proffesional musician. I wish he would just give up.

HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!
by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician October 1, 2017
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Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.
"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.
by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018
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Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning
I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.
by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019
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Professional Boy

-a boy who is profess but is not yet a man
by Dawn2099 October 15, 2019
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