precious baby

When a person describes a baby as "Precious" they are basically saying "Your baby is ugly as fuck, don't take pictures with that thing, keep it out of the light.... With all due respect."

If a person calls your child Precious you reserve the right to whoop their ass (the person rendering the adjective, not the baby).

(In Church) Oh, look at him. He looks just like you! Has your nose and everything, he's such a precious baby .

As they walk away they're praying for your child.

by Yea_That's_Me March 11, 2016

Precious

A child with attention deficit disorder.

A spoiled child who needs a lot of attention.

My Precious is very special.

by R.e.p April 29, 2009

precoo

Coming from two slang terms. Pre-cool and Coo. Coo goes way back as an alternative to cool. and Pre-Cool was started by blogger Absolut Quesi in 2003 and means pretty cool.

Teh Quesi si precoo b10663r.

by Don quijote September 2, 2004

Baby Precious

Noun
Someone (usually a male) who takes forever to get ready for anything and usually has no idea he's being a pain in the ass.

Mr. X: "Let's go! What are we waiting for?"
Mr. Y: "Baby Precious is still getting ready. Hey Baby Precious! You almost done?"
Baby Precious (while adjusting his shirt in a mirror): "Hold on a sec!"

by LekSickOn April 4, 2009

Super Precious

When one goes beyond their limit of "preciousness"

Damn, that girl be lookin' super precious today!

by The Super Presh October 29, 2011

Precious

A girl who has a baby and acts like her relationship with her baby daddy is perfect. But doesn't know her baby daddy cheated on her with a female she doesn't know.

Girl one: doesn't she know you dated her baby daddy
Girl two: No,but that's precious

by Mickey Baybee June 8, 2014

Precock

Pre Cock.. To prebook a hotel room for the purpose of sex and just sex

Lets have lunch Friday and if we like each other we can go to a local hotel. I will precock it.

by xSCOTx September 2, 2013