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Birthmas Present

A term describing a Birthday/Christmas gift for someone who was born on Christmas Day when someone gives them one gift to serve as gift for both occasions. Usually a cheap way to get out of having to buy two separate gifts.
"I get ripped off every year! I always get a Birthmas present instead of Christmas and Birthday presents since I was born on Christmas day!"
by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010
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lez-pretending

pretending to be a lesbian for attention in order to attract straight men who are aroused by girl-on-girl action
- i didn't know you were a lesbian

- I'm not a lesbian, I was just lez-pretending
by felix9898 May 18, 2010
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Related Words
1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse's behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one's suspicions
6. general bossiness

7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner
Geeez Frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )...no, not that one, I'm talking about ' presently married syndrome '
by Egaladeist-TAZ March 13, 2010
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presenting

when a gay shows his ass to sum1
holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes
by botaf November 11, 2003
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pretendica

Weed that looks like dank bud, but doesn't get you that high.
This shit is pretendica.
by zulu June 16, 2003
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red present

To have sex with a girl on her period while later finding a red stain on the sheets of your bed.
Wilson and Emily had sex Friday night and Saturday Wilson found a red present on his sheets.
by Clean $mart June 11, 2006
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presents

unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).
Raymond gives all the girls presents
by jon cheeks May 31, 2005
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