Pleasure Vortex

The act of attaching dildos to your head, hands, and ass and pleasuring five girls at one time. It is done by moving the hips back and forth imitating a cymbal monkey and bobbing your head up and down. Often common in Scottish orgies.

"Scottish voice" Dude last night was so crazy! I performed the pleasure vortex on my sister and her four friends

Shit man you're a legend!

by geniusman69 April 25, 2022

Droid Pleasure

1. Application on an Android, or Droid cell phone.
2. Vibrates continually.

1. Can we play with the Droid Pleasure tonight instead?
2. I really like the Droid Pleasure, it's so much better use.

by 6lo9ver December 25, 2010

abiding pleasure

The pleasure experienced independently of having achieved one's desires. English term for the katastematic pleasure of Epicurean philosophers.

What positive psychologists like Dan Gilbert call synthetic happiness, Epicureans call abiding pleasure.

by The Autarkist December 4, 2014

Beer Pressure

when you go into a beer specialty store to buy domestic beer but feel pressured to pick up an IPA to feel cool

Today at the beer store in Portland I wanted Sam Adams but was feeling the beer pressure from the guy behind the counter so I grabbed an IPA to feel cool

by Blonde#1 October 24, 2015

self pleasurer

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.

"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.

by Master Bates 1000 May 30, 2016

Penile Pressure Plate

A very painful game consisting of two or more male players. Each player puts their penis in between two closing pressure plates and play a game of chicken, last to remove their penis from the contraption of doom wins. Not recommended for any sane male that values their genitals.

That guy's dick was crushed, but at least he won Penile Pressure Plate

by CrazeWay July 18, 2019

Peer pressure

Trying to get somebody to do something based on what everyone else is doing, thinks is safe, or thinks someone should do.

Most people wear masks, and some think that peer pressure, or even something worse than peer pressure (like deaths) is going to change the way somebody else does things, especially if peer pressure convinced them to put on a mask. Life is worth losing.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2020