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Straight Points

Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.

The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.

He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.

How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
by a66spam June 12, 2013
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heaven points

when you are a horrible person by default but on occasion, do something nice which gives you a 'point' into possibly getting into heaven
Friend said she was hungry so I gave her my second reese's cup. Heaven points for me.
by suzu June 18, 2014
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Pussy Points

Imaginary points that is given to a guy from doing certain actions that would have a girl wanting to do some kind of sexual activity.
Her sister likes him, she found out, and he got mad pussy points for that shit.
by UsernameIsTheGame December 7, 2015
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sex points

Points you get for empressing your partner which will later reward you in SEX!!
Babe, that was so sweet! You're really racking up sex points!
by Kracka' Keith! January 3, 2016
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Brownie Points

Proverbial "points" you get whenever you kiss ass. Comes from the term Brown Noser.
Can you believe Jacob gave Ms. James an apple because she's "such a good teacher"? That's about 6 Brownie Points.
by Danzo Shimura November 3, 2010
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Browney Points

When something is done out of the blue for a girl/boyfriend. This can build up Browney Points. When enough points are achieved a reward is usually given in exchange.
Me: I bought that top for my girl, cost me one of my balls!
Steve: Jeez, you're sure to get a few Browney Points for that!
by Steveybarebap August 5, 2008
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man-points

Man-points are the points that a man is rewarded for completing certain feats of manliness. Most commonly given for hook-ups with girls but rarely can be awarded for tasks other than sexual activity with girls, such as pouring a beer on a girls head.
Nick had sex with a pretty hott girl last night he racked in a good 280 man-points.
by QLC December 18, 2008
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