poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

Potting

Word used to describe the act of smoking insanely questionable amounts of marijuana, related to the word "potted" meaning to be high as fuck

Dude, wanna go potting with me? Mann..Im aleady potted

by 9milepotters January 12, 2017

poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

Porking

Beefing someone but because they did something haram

Did you see Abdul drinking that alcoholic beverage??? He is totally in for a porking tonight by Allah!

by Ldawg October 7, 2017

pooking

pooping and puking at the same time.

I was on the toilet and holding a trash can yesterday while I was pooking

by sgtgalactor October 11, 2017

Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 10, 2017

Poking the Panini

When a human male pokes or flicks his penis to become erect.

"Hey Dan, what did you do last night."
"Nothing much, man. Just poking the panini."

by Frogmilkmann December 21, 2017