Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.

Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"

by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022

Posh banger

A extremely wonderful penis

"Omg .... jeff knocked me out with his posh banger ." Said Melissa

by MamabeAr Issa December 29, 2017

Posh Girl

A Posh girl is a girl from an upper-class background who is rich and well educated. Posh girls live lavish lifestyles with expensive houses, cars, clothes, phones and tech etc. They also have a good taste for clothing and opt for real designer brands like Gucci, Louis Vuitton and Chanel.

“I see a Posh girl buying a new hand bag from that Gucci store over there”

by Brendan Schroeder April 30, 2023

Posh Boy

Rowan "Obbers" Rastapasta

Bro you literally have a villa in spain and moved from Ireland to Malta, you're such a posh boy.

by Will is better and nozza is a November 18, 2022

Posh Scot

If you poo and don’t have to whipe, you have experienced a posh scot

«I hardly used any toilet paper at the loo earlier»

«Why is that?»

«I had a posh scot!»

by Urban Scotsman August 29, 2017

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 04, 2022

Posh-Head

Referred to a person who looks posh acts posh and all around is posh but hates to admit it, but everyone knows the truth usually with a big forehead

Yo, what a posh-head she is

by 123melody April 24, 2019