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josh-posh

a nickname for a Joshua. He is the best guy u will meet and will make a joke out of anything. He can be obnoxious and annoying at times but he is the greatest friend any mate could have and if u are lucky enough to have a josh-posh he will stand up for u and won't expect the same. He is all around the best friend I could have
Guy1 josh just texted me... What u want josh-posh
30 minutes later
Hahaha... Bye josh-posh
by the-bird May 8, 2018
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posh cum

The amazing phenomenon where if a male vapes a shit ton of posh before he busts, his cum will taste like vape juice
Omg yesterday I fucked Danny’s dick and his cum tasted like posh cum
by Krezzy August 3, 2022
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Posh

A very posh word see example below
A posh letter would be: Sincerely, I would never for eternity make such a disgraceful, despicable action. I do believe that fairly somewhat this rather adverbial measure politely preposterously disintegrates the tea of mine.

What nonsense!
Thank you,
Yours Dearly,
Yours sincerely,
Kind Regards,
The big Twitter Smod1fier
by Twitter Smod1fier November 17, 2021
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posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank
"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"
by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022
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posh crywank

The act of crying into a sock then using it to masterbate.
E.g. "I was really upset last night so I had a posh crywank".
by rsaubole February 21, 2020
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Posh brothers

Usually 2 stuck up brothers who edge eachother every night and brag about daddy’s money. As well as potentially living in the countryside think they’re superior to everybody. Secretly have romantic feelings for eachother and are closeted.
Posh brother 1: ohh posh brothers my taint is feeling rather uncomfortable

Posh brother 2: care for a pleasurable massage?
by Poshpeopleneedtogo February 15, 2023
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Posh Girl

A Posh girl is a girl from an upper-class background who is rich and well educated. Posh girls live lavish lifestyles with expensive houses, cars, clothes, phones and tech etc. They also have a good taste for clothing and opt for real designer brands like Gucci, Louis Vuitton and Chanel.
“I see a Posh girl buying a new hand bag from that Gucci store over there
by Brendan Schroeder April 30, 2023
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