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Portal of Evil

n.

Often abbreviated as PoE or POE.

A website begun in 1999 to catalogue and discuss other bizarre, odd and, yes, evil websites. Its directory is an obvious parody of those found atYahoo! and Google, with categories such as People:Insane and Artists:Filk. The Portal's forums are extremely active and only lightly moderated. Flames and hyperbole are extremely common, but more intelligent discussion of featured sites and site owners can also be found without much effort. While there is a strongly worded Look And Don't Touch policy regarding featured sites and site owners (unless they choose to visit the forums), it is often broken as the only punishment is an IP banning of the offender from the forums. Websites with similar purposes are crank.net and LJDrama.org.
How'd that get on the Portal of Evil, it's just a badly translated Swedish bondage site?
by Swimming Rama January 30, 2004
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Poltard

Damn Megan spoke like a poltard in that debate.
by Political Manifesto March 11, 2019
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pootananny

They were making a hootananny about her pootananny
by Sara October 31, 2004
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Portable Potty Lotty

The time when someone stands in front of a row of portable toilets or "Johns" and must gamble on which one seems the most sanitary. This is much like a "lottery" which is why it is referred to as a "Portable Potty Lotty".
Mary really had to play the Portable Potty Lotty when she approached the concerts portable toilets. She ended up winning by selecting the one toilet that had not been defecated in.

Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.
by The True Shannigan August 18, 2009
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Portawaiian

A person of both Hawaiian and Portagee (Portuguese)Ancestry. Used because I am tired of people asking my nationality so I am a portawaiian.
Person 1: Yo, did you see that guy!
Person 2: Yea I think he is a Portawaiian.
by Tyler99 January 17, 2009
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Portail

A word Jimmy Brooklyn makes up when he is on T.V.
Airlines something something, portail.
by Activia13 July 2, 2012
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PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.
I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016
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