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pooving

Penis-moving. Contracting of the pelvic muscles while the penis is erect so it moves in an up and down fashion.
Dude, I stuck my dick in that chick, and I was pooving in her. She liked it.
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Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.
I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.
by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013
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pooning

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.
We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.
by JohnnieB January 6, 2006
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pooding

An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.
by HugeBreasticle March 15, 2005
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Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.
Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"
by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014
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Pooking

Tweaking bad, gaked out, drug psychosis induced by prolonged use of methamphetamine and sleep deprivation
Buddy did so much crystal methamphetamine that he pooking on a whole other level and was absolutely convinced that the goblins were get him
by @christianchur66 June 14, 2017
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Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."
Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!
by gilgamachete May 31, 2018
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