porcelain elephant

Circle jerk on a fat chick

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?

by The collector April 29, 2019

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020

porcelain harley

Because sometimes the toilet sounds like a Harley! Especially useful when you can hear someone blasting ass right through the door.

Did you hear Ethan riding the porcelain Harley this morning?

by Crons April 27, 2020

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake

"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.

Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

Porcelain Panic Room

A Porcelain Panic Room is referring to a bathroom where anxious people go to when they are having a panic attack. It can either be in public or at their own house.

"Oh yeah, John went back to his Porcelain Panic Room again today"
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."

by p33peep00poo December 16, 2021

Porcelain Dope

A real ass white girl that’s fine as shit with immaculate vibes.

Hannah is porcelain dope! Sttbm

by Godly4u March 13, 2022