pompello

A true friend. The one that you go to whenever something bad or good happens. The one that's been there since day one and the one you can't imagine living without.

day one homie

Man Alex Rile is a true pompello
true friend pompello

by Marina Lupe Gonzalez September 27, 2014

Pompadouche

American millennial male no older than 27 that waxes about only drinking scotch; prefers to be an annoyingly random fan of an English premier league despite no cultural or geographic ties to England.. To the point of making certain to ask about the NFL or baseball so as to remark they don't follow football or baseball but instead are rabid Swansea or Crystal Palace fans; who also wear shirts that are too small and never use the phrase "I think" but instead use "I feel" so everything they speak about can be held by them to be as they say it is because it is not a declaration of fact but a passive aggressive display of their personal reality.

me: what a game last night

Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?

Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.

Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.

Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.

Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.

Me: you're from Binghamton NY.

Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.

Me: dude. You're a pompadouche

by paul z ated July 4, 2016

popped a tub mate

When you fuck up something in a really bad manner

Damn bro, you popped a tub mate mate! *must say in Australian accent*

by Fofdog May 24, 2020

pomper

pomper = boks

wjw zij doet zo graaf, kgeef haar één pomper na school

by lawminaj October 11, 2021

pomper

a scary guy who will cum into your house at night and pomp you!!!

Michel: Watch out for the pomper tonight!
Trevor: I will, hes very scary

by hermajestycheese May 10, 2023

Skeet Popped

is when a guy is about to bust when having sex with his girl then pulls out and as he bust he squeezes his donk then pulls up and aims for his girls eyes and releases the shot to blind the victim.

I Skeet Popped your beezy! I skeet popped your mom!

by iSkeet707 January 7, 2012

I pooped in the toilet

1. To mess up or to make a mistake
2. To misunderstand or misinterpret someone's conversation

"What the hell did you do that for?"
-"I'm sorry, I guess I pooped in the toilet."

by peteypab November 6, 2013