phooney

A cooler way to say funny

Pronounced : "F-oo-nee"

"That joke was so phooney, I pissed myself."

by Like A Glooove July 30, 2017

Plink Plonk Jizz

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz

by Lady Grey May 20, 2004

plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

{PLONK}

the sound shit makes when it breaks the surface of the water
and touches the bottom of the toilet, followed by an up splash of water/urine touching ones ass

guy: *shits*...*{PLONK} sound*
guy: urgh....*shudders as he feels the water touch his ass*

by {PLONK} March 5, 2007

Plong

A term used to describe a person who's diet consists solely of Take Aways

"Man your such a plong!"

by Neal Clarke May 14, 2008

Ploob Shake

A discrete and gentile vibration, given to a significant other, in order to show affection. The significant other is often referred to as a "ploob". Thus, a "ploob shake". This can often occur with a hug, and as a reminder of love during a stressful time.

"Ploob, I need a ploob shake in order to feel better."

by Loving Ploob vc December 13, 2008

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003