pecked

To be stuck in an inconvenient and embarrassing relationship from which one receives sexual favors in return for manual tasks such as chores or yard work. Usually characterized by an affair with a neighbor or close friend, but not to be confused with the term friends with benefits, the difference being that the pecked individual would not normally wish to have intercourse with the receiver of labor, however does so out of desperation.

Geoff: Hey did you hear what Doug did for Julie?
James: No, what happened this time?
Geoff: He mowed her lawn and then went over to get her mother's too. I guess we know where he's sleeping tonight.
James: Wow, Doug's so pecked.

by Mrs. Hook September 23, 2013

big pecker treker

One who has many one night stands just to find the biggest penis to settle down with...

Jane: "Mom, are you satisfied with dad's umm... size???"

Mom: "Of course dear! I am a Big Pecker Treker from way back and you will be satisfied too once you snag yourself a big un..."

by amos quito April 29, 2005

double decker pecker wreckers

orthodontic braces for straightening teeth

It was REAL scary when Rita came down on me with her double decker pecker wreckers.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

pecker

UK Usage...

this is one of those *funky* double entendres that I absolutely love... In the UK, pecker does not mean a dick. )It's used in the expression "keep your pecker up", which means "cheer up!"

"Keep your pecker up, dude! Everything's gonna be ok". In the US, I guess, that will mean "Get a hard on now, dude" (lol)

by Koocachoo August 10, 2004

Hen-Pecked

A guy who won't hang out or talk with his friends because his girlfriend/ wife is so insecure that she will get mad.

Can't believe she let's Jason go to work or even get on the computer, she has him so hen-pecked.

by Bossy-Bailey October 21, 2010

chook pecker

One who is slow and incompetent at typing.

MSN conversations with John take hours; he's a real chook pecker.

by And Prowse October 31, 2004

peenie pecker

A girl who gets a guy's hopes up by heading downtown only to closed-mouth kiss the throbbing member for a few moments before deciding that she's tired and needs to take up half of your bed for the night.

-I kicked that girl out of my room last night.
-Why?
-She was a no-good peenie pecker.

by Disillusioned February 27, 2005