Piped up

To have a penis enter ones body

Carol- "Becky are you going to Ryan's house later?"
Becky- "Yes, I can't wait to get piped up!"

by tbrum October 15, 2019

pixel-fucking

When someone pays way too much attention looking at a visual effects shot in a film. Often happens when examining the grain of a composite element to make sure it matches the film stock.

"Man, I can't believe that the director is pixel-fucking my shot."

by stooge-on-BOL May 20, 2008

piked in the ass

The act of having something forcefully inserted into the rectum through the membrane into the stomach ultimately resulting in death.

Ah Fred, see that bint who dumped you, she shud defo be piked in the ass that'd show 'er

by Dicky doo September 29, 2010

PIED

PIED does mean Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction but it does not mainly affect virgins per your definition.

I have been a sex educator for 45 years+ and this is rampant for any males who get a significant portion of sexual gratification from porn. And then when the opportunity presents itself, they come up "short".

Aloha, Janis Bush

Used in a sentence: She started dating this guy who had been single and celibate for 5 years who spends hours watching porn every night and now can't get it up for her because he has PIED.

by Oceanqueen July 3, 2022

Child Piledriver

When a man attempts to have vaginal sex with a woman as she is giving birth. The thrusting motion must be enough to combat the birthing process until climax is reached.

The unstoppable force met the immovable object.

Dude I was about to finish the child piledriver until the doctors pulled me off of her

by Kraitogyn December 10, 2012

Piedmont High School

Piedmont High school is located in Monroe, NC. The school is actually located in Unionville, North Carolina, an area that doesn't have a decent restaurant or store within 20 minutes. 90% of the people here have come from 10 generations of families who have never seen outside of Unionville. The country boy stereotype isn't a stereotype. Its a real thing. Home to a football team that in over 50 years has not won a state championship and a basketball team that has yet to win conference since the 60's. If your teams beats Piedmont, its not that you're better, its that you think you are better than these inbreds and/or you were professionally trained or the game was rigged. Piedmont has, and always will, be embarrassing and unimpressive.

"Thank God we play Piedmont High School this week!"
"Piedmont High School sucks all around"

by BrotherFather October 2, 2017

Polynesian Piledriver

To have anal sex with a stack of pineapple rings positioned over the anus while the person is upside down with their ass in the air.

Sally is a real go getter, she'll do anything, last night I introduced her to the polynesian piledriver

by Double Bs May 6, 2008