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My Dog Pilot

Some faggot who's life revolves around tennis balls and loves men.
Pilot nobody wants to play ball you faggot!

Sorry, My Dog Pilot loves balls.
by TooLate4Donuts May 7, 2020
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J. Pilot

The abbreviation for the scientific term Junky-Auto-Pilot. Junkies (a.k.a. junker, junks, Team J) have the rare and unexplained ability to not only work and interact amoungst normal civilians for long periods at a time, but also carry the unique ability to reak social night life havoc for up to 72 consecutive hours at a time. It is at some point during this period that J. Pilot is activated, and it is at that point where no baby hippo is safe. Studies have shown that over 92% of baby hippo poaching is the result of Junky Auto Piloting.
Ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at Fausto's house with lettuce all over the floor? Ohh nevermind, I remember hitting the J. Pilot button last night. Damn it.
by Jungle Junky September 2, 2010
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Bush pilot

A pilot who flys passengers or cargo out of small back country airports. Most common in third world countries, or near the artic circle in Alaska and Canada.
His job is very dangerous and exciting, he's a bush pilot.
by gevanm August 30, 2005
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Defending The Pilot

Crappy as local band from colorado.
Rich twat white kids who depend on their rich parents to supply them with gear that they can't really use well at all.
"I like Defending the Pilot."
"Go listen to some real music."
by DickNixonJr. May 26, 2009
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Tortilla Pilot

noun

any brown skinned immigrant of the hispanic persuasion
Hey! that bondo covered van full of tortilla pilots just cut me off. Call immigration!
by SkoalReaver October 6, 2008
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Japanese helicopter pilot

The rapid hand movement, and squinting eyes associated with the final moments of Taking matters into your own hands
My morning glory was taken care of by a Japanese helicopter pilot making a quick fly-by.
by Middle House Chuckles February 10, 2009
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bush pilot

A person who cruises a hairy womans valley in search of intercourse.
Ew did you see his gfs bush at that party? Yea! Westpalms is such a bush pilot!
by anonymously inclined February 22, 2011
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