by Kingmidas45 July 6, 2018
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Get the face pile mug.Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”
Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”
Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”
by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019
Get the Shit pile mug.When a person masturbates in the bath tub while 5-however many assholes will fit around the rim of the tub and shits on the bather.
Later on my bf an his friends are going to Eskimo pile on me. An Eskimo pile at the end of the day always relaxes me.
by Only my grandpa can touch me January 12, 2017
Get the Eskimo pile mug.Last Tuesday, Stan the gerbil burrowed deep into Mike's asshole. Using my dick like a fishing rod, I tied gerbil pellets to my shaft and slowly fucked Mike's ass until he made a Heil Pile.
by Tugger October 20, 2021
Get the Heil Pile mug.Gut pile ; a fatty pertrusion of the lower abdomen caused by excessive comsumption of chocolate filled donuts.
While sitting in a meeting, a hefty coworkers shirt button was undone and her g-pile was inconspicuously hanging out.
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