pile-a-gorized

Method of organizing one's home or office desk in stacks of paperwork. To the untrained eye, a pile-a-gorized desk looks like a mess. But to the pile-a-gorizer, it is easy to find anything because you know exactly where it is.

cube farmer 1: I'm looking for the Johnson file. Is it on your desk?
cube farmer 2: No, I don't have it.
cube farmer 1: How can you possibly tell? It looks like a tornado ripped through here?
cube farmer 2: I've got it all carefully pile-a-gorized.

by vuduchyld June 19, 2008

Colorblind Pile

The clearance section at any chain fabric store.

OMG, did you see those curtains? They looked like someone's half-retarded aunt hand-sewed them with fabric from the colorblind pile!

by miss_dys July 20, 2010

soda pile

A pile of empty, crushed up beers. First used in the skate film Soda Pile (2018).

Damn, I hope the cops don't see that soda pile.
Damn skate kids left this soda pile here and now I got to clean it up.

by strobeck June 1, 2018

piles of fuckery

noun A large, messy pile of random shit accumulated over time, which takes up more space than is feasibly possible.

"Callum, for fucks sake, look how much nicer it looks without the piles of fuckery"

by BntrLrd April 15, 2016

human pile

A group of at least 2 or more people piling up on each other.

Me and my friends made a human pile

by MLGPugMaster January 13, 2017

face pile

When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.

I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.

by Partyannamal October 8, 2017

decontamination pile

Pile of mail received that you are not opening due to excessive covid 19 fear.

No I did not receive your birthday card - it must be in the decontamination pile.

by O4 hoops guy March 29, 2020