PILF

refers to a patient in which one would like to encounter, specifically, in a sexual manner.

"Dude, did you see Dr. Jones' patient? I would love to conduct a physical assessment on her. She's a total PILF."

by ChrisD. December 16, 2007

Pilfaxeraged

to grab fax items not of your own, especially habitually

Jackie's fax never arrived Mike pilfaxeraged it with his stuff last Tuesday

by coachk1 January 5, 2011

PILAC

PILAC stands for "Potential In-Law Approved Clothing" and refers to the a certain style of clothing that is appropriate to wear in front of your significant other's parents. PILAC mainly refers to not wearing anything that is too revealing or too tight. It also refers to the inclusion of a cardigan sweater with every outfit.

I am shopping for a cardigan because I need to update my PILAC options.

The only time I wear turtleneck sweaters is when I need to dress in PILAC.

This outfit is so PILAC and classy.

by TheLifeMuse.com November 7, 2012

pilar cordon

a usually Spanish person who doesn't have control over anything.

she will often cry in the corner if you annoy her.

did you see Alice at school today? she was being a 'pilar cordon'

by babatunde the gorilla September 8, 2020

Pontius Pilate

Presiding judge in the Supreme Court who ruled against OJ Simpson a 1992 capital murder and disorderly conduct trial. Pontius Pilate also presided over the trial of Jesus Christ himself leading to his crucifixion. Pontius Pilate now resides in a 7.3 billion dollar villa, overlooking the pacific ocean in Laguna Beach California, USA and plans to retire in the next millennium..
Age; unknown
Race; Closet Jew
Origin; Holy Bible
Occupation; Supreme Ruler
Super Power; unknown

So it was said, and it shall be done, pontius Pilate has spoken, and pontius Pilate had won.

Pontius Pilate sure was a scrappy elf.

by QuoetryMaster May 27, 2022

Pilf

Pops I'd like to fuck

also see Gilf ( Grandad i'd like to......) to describe those grand parents of superior hotness.

"your grandads a gilf"
"I call him Pops"
"well then he's a Pilf"

by Scarlettyourdestiny December 30, 2009

Pilarski

Pilarski means one who works with wood. Usually a last name. People with the last name pilarski can be from Poland or Russia or Germany or other European countries. Most often a crabby bitch has the last name Pilarski

"Did you see that girl Pilarski?"
"Yeah she's such a bitch today."

by McSanta December 7, 2013