1. The Persaverance Pub, commonly referred to as 'PERSA' is located at 196 Brunswick Street Fitzroy and is probably the only full blown 90s club left in the southern hemisphere.
2. Heavily populated by drunken bogans and morons who have been denied access to semi-decent venues in the area, thus met with open arms into the mighty persaverance.
3. Absolute rubbish in theory however with the right mix of alcohol, low standards and poor decisions it turns into an overly crowded shit hole where you can dance like a retarded lizard to 90s classics and not loose an ounce of dignity.
4. The kitchen is the cloak room and the clerk is out of your league.
5. 76% of the dance floor is coated in broken glass
6. The DJ takes no requests, the ipod is set on shuffle
7. Dont bother rocking up after 11pm unless you have sweet hook ups.
8. No one seems to know when the beer garden cuts off at any stage during the year, they seem to rotate the times from week to week.
9. The blokes toilet has one cubicle which often dosent have a seat or a functioning lock and some freak takes power dumps in there without fail. Which is made more hilarious by the fact that the toilet paper is always soaked in beer and urine.
10. The band Neon Sex doesn't exist.
11. Groups all wearing stripe t-shirts are widly frowned upon
12. The Hot Dogs outside after 3am shoudnt be served to anybody
13. Do yourself a favor and dont check your bank statement after a night at the mighty persaverance
2. Heavily populated by drunken bogans and morons who have been denied access to semi-decent venues in the area, thus met with open arms into the mighty persaverance.
3. Absolute rubbish in theory however with the right mix of alcohol, low standards and poor decisions it turns into an overly crowded shit hole where you can dance like a retarded lizard to 90s classics and not loose an ounce of dignity.
4. The kitchen is the cloak room and the clerk is out of your league.
5. 76% of the dance floor is coated in broken glass
6. The DJ takes no requests, the ipod is set on shuffle
7. Dont bother rocking up after 11pm unless you have sweet hook ups.
8. No one seems to know when the beer garden cuts off at any stage during the year, they seem to rotate the times from week to week.
9. The blokes toilet has one cubicle which often dosent have a seat or a functioning lock and some freak takes power dumps in there without fail. Which is made more hilarious by the fact that the toilet paper is always soaked in beer and urine.
10. The band Neon Sex doesn't exist.
11. Groups all wearing stripe t-shirts are widly frowned upon
12. The Hot Dogs outside after 3am shoudnt be served to anybody
13. Do yourself a favor and dont check your bank statement after a night at the mighty persaverance
Common phrases heard at the mighty persaverance:
Did you hear about that guy? The guy with the singlet who got locked in the toilets at persaverance and had to bust his way out?
Dude did you hear they played dammit and all the small things? It literally blew a hole through the dance floor
Can you smell that? Man who pinched a log in that cubicle again
I hurts me to say this.....but at 2:50am I was involved in a war cry last night at the persaverance
I think Trace Cyrus was crowd surfing during daft punk and kicked me straight in the face, what a great night at the persaverance!
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Where did the hand soap go?
I'LL HAVE 8 JAGER BOMBZ
Did you hear about that guy? The guy with the singlet who got locked in the toilets at persaverance and had to bust his way out?
Dude did you hear they played dammit and all the small things? It literally blew a hole through the dance floor
Can you smell that? Man who pinched a log in that cubicle again
I hurts me to say this.....but at 2:50am I was involved in a war cry last night at the persaverance
I think Trace Cyrus was crowd surfing during daft punk and kicked me straight in the face, what a great night at the persaverance!
!
Where did the hand soap go?
I'LL HAVE 8 JAGER BOMBZ
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Whence one receives oral sex on the beach, ejaculates into the givers face, and then slams their head into the sand.
by Double B April 2, 2004
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Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent
by Donnie Leonard April 17, 2008
Get the persian heat tent mug.When two individuals engage in joining hands, but as they do so they spread their fingers and one individual rotates their hand to a horizontal plane while the other keeps his or her hand vertical, resulting in a scissoring motion of the fingers. This act is seldom done in error. Its usage could connotate either a later scissoring rendezvous or membership in one of the many global scissoring sororities.
Person 1: "Did you see Mary and Sue do the Persian handshake when Sue came in?"
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1. Islam did not send the country into ruins. If anything, it re-vitalized the country. The state of Iran nowadays is horrible, but it is not religion's fault. It is the fault of those who are in power who use religion to control the people.
2. Persians, as well as Afghanis and Indians are the original Aryans. Germans are NOT Aryans. Europeans are NOT Aryans. Aryans were NOT white. It is VERY offensive to Persian culture when white nationalists call themselves Aryans. The reason for white people calling themselves Aryan stems to the 19th century when a bunch of dumbass German philosophers tried to link themselves to Aryans because they found a comple of words in German that resembled a couple of words in Persian. German later took this and tried to call himself Aryan so that he could seem like a superior race. This is because Aryan in both Persian and ancient Indian language (sanskrit) means "noble". Hitler also stole the swastika from the Hindus and turned it into an evil symbol, when in reality it is a symbol of peace and harmony.
1. Islam did not send the country into ruins. If anything, it re-vitalized the country. The state of Iran nowadays is horrible, but it is not religion's fault. It is the fault of those who are in power who use religion to control the people.
2. Persians, as well as Afghanis and Indians are the original Aryans. Germans are NOT Aryans. Europeans are NOT Aryans. Aryans were NOT white. It is VERY offensive to Persian culture when white nationalists call themselves Aryans. The reason for white people calling themselves Aryan stems to the 19th century when a bunch of dumbass German philosophers tried to link themselves to Aryans because they found a comple of words in German that resembled a couple of words in Persian. German later took this and tried to call himself Aryan so that he could seem like a superior race. This is because Aryan in both Persian and ancient Indian language (sanskrit) means "noble". Hitler also stole the swastika from the Hindus and turned it into an evil symbol, when in reality it is a symbol of peace and harmony.
Persia was the land of the Aryans. GERMANS ARE NOT ARYAN. EUROPEANS ARE NOT ARYAN. Nowadays the closest people of Aryan decent are Persians, Afghanis and Indians.
by 01Sabah July 29, 2008
Get the persia mug.whoever wrote the other definition (the definition by parviz) is plainly stupid. he's just a true fob trying to cover up his own fobness
playin takhtenard(backgammon), eating noono paneer(bread and feta cheese) for breakfast, and talking persian has nothing to do with being a fob. since when has being able to speak your mother language meant that your a fob?
now let me give all of you the real definition of a Persian fob:
a Persian fob is not necessarily new to a western country. he could be living there for many years an still be a fob. a Persian fob is someone who tries so hard to become part of the American culture but doesn't know how. or someone who tries to take advantage of the freedom offered in western countries and makes everyone laugh at him/her. you can see Persian fobs with their Persian accents rapping like they're black. (you can faind me een deh celub, batel full of bub)
or trying to translate persian proverbs to english. (stop putting watermelons under my arms; the things he does burns my ass; he's lying like a dog, he's a fucking charlatan)
persian fobs are obsessed with mercedes. they think an S class Mercedes is the best car u can possibly have and would do anything to have one. persian fobs are usually the very first people to get drunk at a party and when they're drunk they can't control themselves. they will end up touching some girl's breasts or ass or doing something crazy to start a fight. when they start fighting with an American they start cussing in persian and they think the American guy understands them. (koskeshe bi pedar alan zang mizanam hame barbox berizan saret. khahar madareto gaidam jendeye madar ghahbe. alan kooneto az posht miga'am halit she ba ki tarafi u MOTHER FATHER PEECE OF SHIT)
u can also see Persian fobs dancing to Persian music like a true out of the closet gay Persian. they dance like Iranian women and have no idea how to dance like a straight Iranian guy.
Persian fobs always bump to other people when they go to a night club because they are not looking at anything except the legs of girls who are wearing short skirts. they don't drink anything except vodka and when they wanna dance to the music they do the same out of the closet gay Persian guy dance.
playin takhtenard(backgammon), eating noono paneer(bread and feta cheese) for breakfast, and talking persian has nothing to do with being a fob. since when has being able to speak your mother language meant that your a fob?
now let me give all of you the real definition of a Persian fob:
a Persian fob is not necessarily new to a western country. he could be living there for many years an still be a fob. a Persian fob is someone who tries so hard to become part of the American culture but doesn't know how. or someone who tries to take advantage of the freedom offered in western countries and makes everyone laugh at him/her. you can see Persian fobs with their Persian accents rapping like they're black. (you can faind me een deh celub, batel full of bub)
or trying to translate persian proverbs to english. (stop putting watermelons under my arms; the things he does burns my ass; he's lying like a dog, he's a fucking charlatan)
persian fobs are obsessed with mercedes. they think an S class Mercedes is the best car u can possibly have and would do anything to have one. persian fobs are usually the very first people to get drunk at a party and when they're drunk they can't control themselves. they will end up touching some girl's breasts or ass or doing something crazy to start a fight. when they start fighting with an American they start cussing in persian and they think the American guy understands them. (koskeshe bi pedar alan zang mizanam hame barbox berizan saret. khahar madareto gaidam jendeye madar ghahbe. alan kooneto az posht miga'am halit she ba ki tarafi u MOTHER FATHER PEECE OF SHIT)
u can also see Persian fobs dancing to Persian music like a true out of the closet gay Persian. they dance like Iranian women and have no idea how to dance like a straight Iranian guy.
Persian fobs always bump to other people when they go to a night club because they are not looking at anything except the legs of girls who are wearing short skirts. they don't drink anything except vodka and when they wanna dance to the music they do the same out of the closet gay Persian guy dance.
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just look around when u go to a Persian gathering, Persian concert, or Persian club. Your going to c an ass ton of Persian Fobs.
just look around when u go to a Persian gathering, Persian concert, or Persian club. Your going to c an ass ton of Persian Fobs.
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