peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.

These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!

by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015

Peanut-booter

Peanut-booter is a better and cooler name to say instead of the boring “peanut- butter”

Can you add some peanut-booter to my sandwich please?

by _imaburritobish_ February 3, 2019

Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.

Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.

by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018

Destiny the Peanut

A girl with a head shaped like a peanut

Destiny the peanut has a huge deformed head

by Anonymous4247 October 5, 2018

Peanut Stamp

When you grab your scrotum at the base stretching the skin and tightening your balls into the shape of a peanut, then pressing it against someone else's face, butt, forehead or any other body part.

Chicks really get turned on by a good peanut stamp to the face!

by BloodyZero11 June 5, 2018

Peanut damage

smol tiny baby damage

Wow, this guy sucks he does peanut damage.

by Lasagna84 November 17, 2019

Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird

the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019