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twelve past

It's twelve past.
by TeacherLu January 23, 2017
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Bluestars past

Bluestars past has always been sad. While being a warrior ( Bluefur ) she betrayed the warrior code and had kits with oakheart, a Riverclan warrior. She had to give up her 3 kits to him and one died in the freezing cold. She was heartbroken and she would one day meet her kits on the battlefield. She later fulfilled her prophecy Starclan gave her, and became Bluestar, Leader of the Thunderclan cats.
Bluestars past is heartbreaking.
by MoltenClaw May 26, 2018
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We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
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Way Past Zoo

Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."
Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."
by Luis2018 October 2, 2018
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half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate
Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing
by Downesy October 6, 2020
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Fw.past

A tiktoker who never misses and is a legit walking W
Fw.past solos 😹🙏.
by Fw.past June 2, 2021
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Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise
by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021
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