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Sleep Paralysis

One of the necessary stages every human (usually) experiences during the transition from being awake to being in a dream. If you don't have this fortunate occurrence happen to you, you are a sleepwalker. It is a simply and smart mechanism to ensure you do not actually act out what you're doing in your dreams. You do tend to believe your dreams are real while you're in them, right? This closes down the bridge of transmitting your apparent physical actions in your dreams to your physical body outside of the dream.

Most people who become aware of sleep paralysis while it's happening become terrified of it, try to escape it, and become irate when others bring it up. This is ridiculous when you think about it. If it didn't happen, you would sleepwalk. And whether you become aware of it or not, it happens every time you rest. The really good news is that if you become aware of it happening, you are given a unique opportunity. You can RELAX and let it happen, like a film trailer you don't care for, and stay aware until you are in the dream itself, making it... lucid! Lucid dreaming is the key. The other option is to senselessly struggle, and think it's some strange demonic thing. Kind of like taking the red pill or the blue pill.
"I had sleep paralysis again last night."
"Do you think you're opening your eyes and trapped in your bed?"
"Well, I used to think that, but this time was different... I was in my bed, but my room was completely mirrored, so I knew it couldn't have been real."
by Oneironauts March 19, 2014
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Youtube Paralysis

The feeling that you get at 1.00 am, when anything on youtube, even the most terrible video ever, seems interesting/funny/awesome. Usually occurs after a long and tiring day full of stress and inner turmoil.
Joe: Man, I worked a 13 hour day at McBurgerland and my girlfriend broke up with me - then when I got home I had total youtube paralysis.

Harvey: How absolutely awful old chap. Shall I take it you shall be coming out to gain some pussay and/or booty this evening?
by The midnight definer August 30, 2011
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padula

1. another name for someone who consumes high amounts of alcholic beverages underage
Wow he finished the whole bottle of vodka, hes totally a padula.
by karen1234745 January 11, 2009
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parble

Parble- To participate in any physical action. Saying parble makes other wonder what you actually did to or with something or someone.
"I parbled your mom last night"
"I parbled the ball"
"I parbled the chair against the wall.
by janelle m. January 11, 2009
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Paralympics

An event held every 4 years where people with disabilities compete in many different events. It is based off of the Olympics and is held a week after the Olympics at the same place.
Jessica Long swam at the Paralympics and won gold
by Swimmingbrunette October 28, 2013
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parkland

a tiny town of nothing, next to penndel and rt 1 in bucks county. no one really knows this town exists except the people that live in it. the usual hang outs are the shitty bowling alley in penndel or the even shitty ritas water ice across the street. the houses are so tiny you can touch the neighbors. no curbs but random fire house, deli and childrens school in the middle of the nascar loving beer smoking classy folk town. features a very popular park called poplar park which is not a safe place to smoke weed at night, the cops will find you and kill you.
where is that slutty chick from again?
parkland.
by treesplease August 5, 2008
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parallel angles

angles that are 180 degrees so they form straight lines, thus making them parallel so they will never touch.
___________
___________
^these are parallel angles
by ssyydddd March 27, 2007
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