fall partner

A person that commits a crime with you/someone.

My fall partner and I got away clean.

by Willy QQ June 26, 2016

patron on ice

patron is tequila so this means tequila on ice

give me a shot of patron on ice

by urmomsdad December 21, 2008

Paiton

Hot and saucy

Paiton is hot and saucy

by Haga October 3, 2016

If you'll pardon the pun

Something to say after you've said literally anything, unless what you've just said actually contained a pun.

Made popular by the wonderful Moses Beacon, from the excellent comedy 'Come Fly With Me'.

Moses: My name is Moses Beacon, if you'll pardon the pun!

by Smackaine January 27, 2011

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

patroning

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros

Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"

by laxbro18 January 26, 2012

Pardon Me, Sir

(1)acronym for a woman who is acting very emotional or angry as a reslut of extremely bad PMS
(2)excusing yourself for interupting a male or malish female

shaniqua, pardon me, sir, but DARN TOOTIN YOU NEED MEDICATION!

by bonnet August 23, 2006