au pair-a-legal

An au pair-a-legal is an underpaid, underappreciated non-JD'd firm worker who has to coddle some punk summer associate who don't know his Westlaw from his Lexis. The au pair-a-legal must do research, filing, and coffeeing while the punk noshes on delicious lunches day-in and day-out. Often a young female native to a foreign country or otherwise otherly occupied land mass.

Most of the staff in Washington, D.C. law firms between May 15 and August 20 every year are au pair-a-legals.

by Hoos 4 a B Curve May 15, 2006

Pakistani Poo

When one intentionally leaves a lumberjack sized poo log for either their friends or the next person in line to enjoy.

I was in such a rush at the game to get back to my seat that I had no choice but to leave a pakistani poo for the next guy.

by parkviewjustin March 26, 2009

Paki

a slur used to call people from Pakistan uncivilised and make them inferior

Some racist: “Yo look at that paki”
(he says to a person from Pakistan)

by blmacabracistsarebad September 25, 2020

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016

pakishop

A corner shop.

(The term derives from the fact that most cornershops are owned or run by pakis)

I'm going down the pakishop to purchase some Happy Shopper fags.

by PlugDude March 7, 2005

Pakistani Sandstorm

An act in which a girl stands in the center of a circle of guys who repeatedly ejaculate onto her face rendering her sightless. The men then proceed to throw sand on her face as they run away.

Man, my buddies an I went to the beach last night, got drunk and got caught in a Pakistani Sandstorm!

by aka "The Genuis" December 1, 2011

Strap on a pair of fucking nuts and ...

To execute a project forthwith and with confidence.

Ah, c'mon Billy, strap on a pair of fucking nuts and punch that cop.

by simmah April 1, 2004