plastic paddy

Noun: Term of abuse for someone who feigns being Irish when convenient. E.g. An entirely British person who in 1994, on realising that England had not made it to the soccer World Cup, had no one to cheer for and found green blood in their veins for as long as Republic of Ireland were still in with a chance.

What happened to your England shirt, you plastic paddy?
No, I'm Irish. Honest.
On which side?
Err... both. My Mum's cousin's got an Irish setter and my Dad was conceived in the County Kilburn. Guinness spritzer with a dash of Baileys please barman, cheers. Bejazus!

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Spazzy-Paddy

A hugely annoying, self centred, pompous freak... gets things wrong without even trying much. Very sneaky, always bounces back. Must be related to the boss.

Arse kisser x x

Quick!! All stop having fun "Spazzy-Paddy's" coming back in!!

by tellitlikeitis June 30, 2005

star paddy

The act of submerging ones entire fist into another's asshole then extending the fingers and pulling out with fingers still extended

Last night I fisted someone so deep, I'm talking full star paddy

by merman24000 July 21, 2014

Calling my Paddy

To give a one round notice or to signal that you’ll play one more game. Originating from Patrick Stewart’s promise to give James Corden “One More” before he died on stage back in 2010.

Alright lads, this has been fun but I’m calling my Paddy

by Primaries101 November 18, 2022

white paddy

A white guy. A caucasian gentleman.

Yo, white paddy, what yo be doin on our turf?

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

puff paddy

a name for a ginger irish man who thinks hes gangster

guy1:look puff paddys coming

guy2(whos ginger and thinks hes gangster)brap brap my homeboyz

by rolph December 14, 2008

Plastic Paddy

The descendants of the Irish who emigrated to the United States and raised over 6 million dollars for the Irish so that they could fight the Anglo-Irish war and establish the Irish Free State. Their families and grandchildren are made fun of for claiming kinship by the people of the Irish Republic who don't acknowledge the help they received from Irish-Americans, both politically and otherwise.

The Irish today would call the grandchildren of John Devoy, (a convicted Fenian deported in 1871 to America, where he enjoyed a long, dedicated life as a journalist, publisher, political leader, and gun runner for Irish independence )plastic paddys.

by GingerNYC March 31, 2008