Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

package

Male genitalia (penis and scrotum together), often associated with large size.

Man, look at the bulge in that dude's pants! His package must be huge.

by dicklicker May 23, 2003

440 six pack

An engine produced by the Chrysler Corp. in the late '60s and early '70s. Chrysler took their 440 cubic inch motor and swapped the 1 four-barrel Carter carburetor with 3 two-barrel Holley carbs which became collectively known as the "six pack". Other upgrades were also made to the motor. The engine was officially rated at 390 bhp/490 lb-ft. but, like many other big block engines of the time, it was underrated. It was featured in the Road Runner, GTX, Superbird, Super Bee, Coronet, Charger, 'Cuda, and Challenger.

That 440 six pack Road Runner just ate that Hemi 'Cuda up for dinner.

by theicemanwillcometh January 13, 2009

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 7, 2006

pacism

1: A(n) (often unconscious) belief that pace is a primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that pacial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular pace.

2: A belief that a hurried pace is superior to that of a slower pace

3: An obnoxious impatience with slow pace. Type A personalities often exhibit this impatience and oppress those of slower pace.

In a coffee shop one notices the pacist telling a barista who is preparing a caffeinated beverage to order, "Hurry up! I have a meeting!!!" The pacist acts as if their own timing and agendas are not only superior to that of the slower pace people but that the slower pace of others is inherently annoying or cause for oppression. Pacism is the underlying factor in impatience with others' slower pace.

by djspiritsoul October 3, 2011

Pack her guts

Pack her guts

A term to describe sexual intercourse.

"Hey man what are you doing tonight ?"

-Going to see my girlfriend and pack her guts

by Dave_David_ Davidson May 24, 2013

Snack Pack Sack Attack

The Snack Pack Sack Attack is quite simply, the result of a young man dipping his testicular sack (ball sack) into a snack pack (pudding), preferably tapioca (for the joy of texture), and then dipping that sack into a young womens mouth (teabag)
ball sack + snack pack + teabag = YES

"Hey remember that time when little Billy passed out in the locker room and Coach Sourbee snack pack sack attacked his ass??"
"yeah, I heard they pressed charges or something"

by capitalG March 14, 2009