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Pound Cakin’

When two or more distinguished gentlemen convene to to indulge in the vast pleasure that occurs when their ass cheeks French kiss. Can also be known as, but not limited to dude ass or butcheek scissoring. Similar to the brown starfish suckle.
Peter: “How did Tyler catch colitis?”

Jon Morgado: “I heard he was Pound Cakin’ with Mathew!”
by Ernest Hemorrhaging December 29, 2022
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Pound for a puck

The act of giving someone a British pound in order to stick the tip of the penis in their sphincter once and ejaculate.
After the party I decided I would give my friend a Pound for a puck.
by ChadwickThundercock September 3, 2023
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Pound, VA

Pound, known for pound lake.....Wildcat pharmacy.....JWAC.....um......there's a pizza plus-
-"Wow, you seriously live in Pound, VA?"

-"Yep"
-"Must be boring

-"Yep"
by Ulterior Motives November 2, 2023
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pound the yam

by House2 June 9, 2010
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pound cake

A dessert which manages to make the consumer gain more than ONE pound, despite its name.
"I don't get it. how do you gain 5 pounds from eating ONE pound cake?!"
by MidNight The Magnificent December 26, 2009
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pound your meat

The pounding of your meat is considered the most intense form of masturbation that a male can achieve. Essentially you beat your meat so hard that the pure force of the motion creates a sound wave so powerful that it breaks the sound barriers. When trying to achieve this pure strength of wanking, it is advised to wear protective material such as glasses and gloves for there may be shrapnel.
Person 1:"Dude I can't sleep at night. It sounds like an airplane in your room. You've really gotta stop pounding your meat."
Person 2:"You're just jealous that you don't know how to pound your meat like me."
by anon1400/800 June 11, 2018
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pound one out

To play with yourself. When you only have a few minutes to pull it off.
Jason told me he had a few minutes to pound one out before we went to grab a beer.
by dizzle pizzle December 24, 2008
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