parsnipping

The act of ejeculating your cum up your partners nostrils.

I was parsnipping the missus last night. She loves the smell of my cum.

by carlosbalados December 12, 2014

parsley

a herb that you can grow in the backyard. its a good garnish, tastes ok and smells nice. you can buy it at your local nursery for a cheap price.

parsley is used in pasta

by Mc Degreez August 23, 2006

Parsnip

A racial slur for blond people. The term was created by the American soldier Thomas E. Gay in World War II to poke fun at Hitler's "master race." The joke started during a meal with his friend Miller Jordan. He referred to the Germans "as white and meatless as one of those weird carrots."

"Those damned parsnips will feel America's fury!"

--Thomas E. Gay

by DONUTPUNCHER June 7, 2016

Pearsyphile

When a group of lads gather to play the drinking game "Ring of Fire" and one of the guys (after necking 5 or so sugary sherbert girly drinks) starts mouthing off about kiddies and gary glitter when performing the "Busta Rhyme" section of the game.

Damn it everytime we play this game, he turns from a nice young man into a Pearsyphile

by Kentishfish January 28, 2009

mah parse

When something interferes with personal glory. For example, when attempting a upper percentile video game damage parse (and succeeding) and something interferes with it and the parse ends. Other examples: you ignore game mechanics and die during the attempt; someone else ignores game mechanics and you die during the attempt; or someone doesn't hit "Ready" before the pull. Origin: Edamame Enterprises Raid Team on the Aerie Peak Server of the World of Warcraft.

I was going to parse and died because he ignored the mechanics, Mah Parse!

by Vuro98 July 4, 2017

Mj pearson

Alpha male. He is the hottest man alive a god if you would say. He has a massive horse pp

Mj pearson is a god at Fortnite

by Mj.pp big June 12, 2020

Parsons

A Parsons is a person who likes cats, is totally obsessed with kids' shows. Thinks other people care about him while everyone hates him. Overall failure in life.

'Hey guss big news' "No, shut up" 'I found a bug' "Nobody cares" '<imageshack link>' `lol, what a parsons´

by Joeytje50 June 28, 2011