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plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating
"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."
by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013
mugGet the plant a carrotmug.

Plant Pattern

A pattern of behavior engaged in by extremely insecure people, exhibiting zero self-awareness, trading dignity for attention, and being actively, rather than passively, annoying; also see "Rhubarb"
What the fuck is he wearing?! The Plant Pattern is in full effect here
by Afatbeardedfellow April 22, 2019
mugGet the Plant Patternmug.

plant nipple

A plant nipple is the flower of the plant or that of the tree/s, to say simply; yet let me post a bit more info next...
Leaves are the nipples of the trees, Why: because Flower petals are what hold the Nectar of the plant. So maybe that would make the flower the nipple and the leaf hands, for the Branches that bend and are flexible. Are the arms? Roots are the feet.

Leaves are the nipples of the trees, why: because Flower petals are what hold the Nectar of the plant. So maybe that would make the flower the nipple and the leaf hands, for the Branches that bend and are flexible. Are the arms? Roots are the feet. The tree is the body, with the soil as the ground. The roots hold the plant up while branches and leaves keep it cool by shading it from heat or sun
Plants evolved from single-celled organisms like bacteria and archaea, some of which developed into larger more complex organisms,....
In essence, plants or trees in themselves have nipples, it is just the nipples that have that of work to bring others to feed from those nipples, as kids are seed, or fruit to some, saying what is the mapping of how trees have nipples, which as long as there are flowers, then those are trees that have nipples.
Look at how the plant nipple s are able to get the bees and the Hummingbirds; to get to that nectar.

it's my grandmother's favorite bird,

well, if you're willing and well, let's put so many plant nipples out so that we can she can see them, and we can smell the flowers too like roses A.K.A. plant nipple s, are your favorite flower to small of the pheromones that are from the plant.

Okay, so if plants have sex Organs, and pheromones, And they also provide shade. And fruit. I guess all trees layer the ultimate giving tree. With some pretty nice plant nipple.
by Craigvalue nova May 2, 2022
mugGet the plant nipplemug.

green plant

Hey do you have Green plant with you?
by Houyttb September 3, 2023
mugGet the green plantmug.

scum plant

Any vegetable that is green, and gets covered in a pickling juice
Sorry, I can't eat Sprouts because they are a scum plant
by doctor greens May 18, 2007
mugGet the scum plantmug.

sling the plant

Joe advised his clients not to sling the plant.
by Brownshoesmonty August 23, 2022
mugGet the sling the plantmug.

Plant purge

Normally used in social media groups to define a post where a gardener or plant person is going to sell off a lot of plants for under market value in order to sell them quickly
I'm having a plant purge at 7pm today! Rules will be posted soon, I have some rare monsteras, some commons and more!
by Freedom Phoenix February 27, 2022
mugGet the Plant purgemug.

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