Water My Basil Plant

When you decide to dip out of a discord call for at least 6 hours.

I'm going to water my basil Plant

by Amongusussus December 12, 2022

Robert Plant

The lead singer of Led Zeppelin a.k.a the golden god a.k.a the hottest motherfucker on the earth, even now in his 60s

person 1: "You think Robert Plant is hot? he's so old!"

Me: "bitch you bet your ass, if i ever get the chance imma space hop onto that dick faster than you can say loop zoop"

by 70sgroupie August 10, 2016

Poison Plant Therapy

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.

Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.

by YAWA August 19, 2020

Durr Plant

A reductive cynical anti-meme created by YouTube personality I Hate Everything to describe the hopeless ridiculous lack of substance and sense that many memes have. He meant it to show how stupid Damn Daniel is by comparing it to the following; in a video titled 'I HATE DAMN DANIEL', IHE points his finger at a potted plant and shouts 'DURR PLANT! DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR' repeatedly. It was a bizarre and 'random' 'joke', and it perfectly portrayed how memes can originate from something so simple, it's hard to find out why people find it funny. This completely backfired for IHE because 'DURR PLANT' became an actual meme and got its own Know Your Meme page. This in turn escalated IHE's point, and he made a video titled 'I HATE DURR PLANT (AND JOKE THIEVES)' in which he explains how he never intended 'Durr Plant' to be an actual thing, and how the internet laughs at anything.

Script of Durr Plant
IHE Points at a potted plant.
IHE: "DURR PLANT! DURRRRRRRRRRRR! DURR PLAAAAANT!"
Internet: Hysterical laughter.

by CORONIUS January 17, 2017

Tomato Plant

Slang term for a weed plant used as not to arouse suspicion.

"Are you still growing those tomato plants"

by rhys' pieces May 19, 2018

robert plant

An example of how you can be in a fucking awesome rock n' roll band, and fake an orgasm on stage (listen to Whole Lotta Love).

I'm not putting down Robert Plant; I think he's fucking cool and so is Led Zeppelin.

by RC June 5, 2005

Piranha Plant

the best addition in super smash brothers history, announced november 1st it lead to large controversy but a following as well. im part of the following.

Dude the fucking Piranha Plant from Mario got into Smash.

by Bidoof Is A Pokemon November 3, 2018