clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

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laying the pipe

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.

Girl my man can lay the pipe!

by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003

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drain pipes

Very tight jeans that are tight all way the down to the ankles. Usally worn by Emo/Scene kids, with either Converse or ballet pumps. Black or grey are popular with the emo/scene kids.

Scene Kid 1- "Omgz where did you get yours drain pipes?"

Scene Kid 2- "Topshop"

by .Shannon.Gawd. September 15, 2006

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Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."

by Stuart Fletcher November 03, 2004

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night piping

an ominous way to say you’re going to sodomize your buddy later that night

Bro 1: “I was thinking about going Night Piping with Garret later”
Bro 2: “Can I come along? That sounds dangerous”
Bro 1: “I don’t think you know what I’m saying.. dawg..”
Bro 2: “Ohhh that gay shit”

by NotPorbeans June 03, 2019

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