Hot Pocketing

The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia

i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.

by Stephan February 26, 2005

hot pocketing

An alternative form of the slang term "hot boxing," in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.

I need to get hella faded, let's go hot pocketing.

by jsadfjs May 23, 2006

Pussy puckering

The tightening of the female vaginal clitoris surgically.

I am getting a Pussy puckering for my mans. He’s gonna love it.

by xGang_sFreakx December 1, 2017

Picking the axe

playing (shredding) the guitar, usually an electric guitar

guy #1:What'd you do last night?
guy #2: Oh dude, i was picking the axe last night, and the neighbors thought i was being too loud, so they called the cops on me.

by johnny longsword November 10, 2010

Picking at scabs

Using someone's past to hurt them in an argument as an easy way to insult them.

Mark : Charlie's such a dick, he brought up my dads suicide
John: He was just picking at scabs, he should be ashamed

by PolishPP January 22, 2021

free picking

Jail talk for when someone randomly singles you out.

“Man, I wasn’t doin’ anything and that officer was free picking me!”

by 100 24/7 June 10, 2021

kristiansund parkering

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.

Kristiansund parkering#Where to park??im drunk

by Kripos August 1, 2021