Parade Of Shoes

A store in which is gay because the cashier screws her mom as they get all us pissed by the rule of needing an adult to shop with you.

"PARADE OF SHOES ISN'T A PARADE"

or

"Parade Of Shoes loses bussiness because Daria, Karen, Matt and I got pissed and will now not shop there"

by FrozenIce December 27, 2004

freak parade

when you're friend calls you up at your most bored moment and informs you there are a plethora of hunnies up in his place prime for the fucking

"Yo I was sitting around playin ms. pacman and readin webster's dictionary when my friend hit me up with the 'FREAK PARADE'"

by Jay40 December 3, 2005

parade rest

term used when members of military service (usually males) see a very attractive woman whether the female is miltary or civilian, and slightly refers to the military term of standing at attention-in this case for the gorgeous lady.

Male 1: " Wow Poh-rade rest!"
Male 2: "Agreed"

OR

Female : "Did you see the girl driving that hummer?
Male : "Was she parade rest material?"
Female : "Phuck yea!"

by fister 187 August 5, 2012

Bulls On Parade

Means 'Cans on Display'. To be used when in the vicinity of cans, which are prominently on display, and you wish to point out to a mate that there are cans on display without notifying the owner of the cans.

*cans walk into room*
guy1: hey dude, bulls on parade son
guy2: *turns and surveys the cans* Worrdddd!!
Owner of cans: *Oblivious look*

by Caboss November 8, 2008

Mayday Parade

A group of young homosexuals who now think that they have a right to continue making terrible music even tho their songwriter is signed with another band.

Mayday Parade sucks donkey balls.
The new Mayday Parade album is horseshit
Dude, if we dont write better songs, people will think that were mayday parade

by Chip Slickstuff November 30, 2010

freak parade

A collaboration of people that are considered freaks or freaky/weird characteristics.

Hey, I heard downtown their is going to be a serious freak parade. All types of people. Just remember to wear underwear over your pants.

by Jericho Waverly June 22, 2008

dirty gecko parade

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.

David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.

by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009