optical allusion

When something you see happening in everyday life is exactly like something you read in a book, or saw in a movie.

When I walked in on my son having sex with a pie, it was like an optical allusion to that movie I saw!

by ae34 March 25, 2008

Optimistic Nihilism

Looking at the bright and disturbingly hilarious side of a situation while never sacrificing the reality of that situation

Some say the divorce rate for marriage is going up while I say the death rate for marriage is going down. That is what optimistic nihilism is.

by optimistic nihilist May 22, 2014

Backdoor Option

Another name for anal sex.

I wish my girlfriend would give me the backdoor option at least once.

by Obamistake August 11, 2010

Optimist

An optimist is Some person who comes home finds thier back door broken into and thinks a surprise partys been arranged for them

"optimist"e.g if i step on to this train track a train wont run me over because im such a darn nice person

by sir tommay November 1, 2006

opticalrecnosis

Is a nerve that runs from you eye ball to your asshole, giving you a shitty out look on life.
pronounced optical-rec-nosis

Man your so negative, you must suffer from opticalrecnosis!

by Donna Cunningham February 1, 2006

Fuck Option

One that you deem worthy of fucking, and know that at any given point in time, the feeling is reciprocated. Applies to both males and females. Very similar to booty call.

Dude, I just wanna get my dick wet, I'm gonna go through my phone and text all my fuck options.

by thisgirl. January 25, 2010

peace was never an option

The warning sound when untitled goose with knife is near.

Guy 1: OH SHIT THE ‘PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION’ ALARMS ARE ON
Guy 2: OH FUCK PACK YOUR BAGS HONEY WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE VICINITY OF THIS TOWN

by Pho3nix_Bieeeeech May 1, 2020