clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

laying the pipe

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.

Girl my man can lay the pipe!

by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003

drain pipes

Very tight jeans that are tight all way the down to the ankles. Usally worn by Emo/Scene kids, with either Converse or ballet pumps. Black or grey are popular with the emo/scene kids.

Scene Kid 1- "Omgz where did you get yours drain pipes?"

Scene Kid 2- "Topshop"

by .Shannon.Gawd. September 15, 2006

Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

test pipe

A section of piping for an automobile's exhaust system that replaces the catalytic converter for performance reasons.

Dude, you car will breathe better with a test pipe; that stock cat is restrictive!

by Poruguese Money September 1, 2009

Full Pipe

The full truth... antonym of "Cap"

That is full pipe bro, like honestly no cap

by KyleSirTalksAlot August 22, 2022

piped telly

Irish slang for cable television.

We just got piped telly in our gaff.

by kfly September 5, 2008