step on my nuts

When someone makes an aggressive move to take away your volition or control in an effort to make you feel powerless and weak.

Hey man, step on my nuts again and you will definitely wish you hadn’t.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019

my face is on my face

the most awesome quote ever.

"A penny saved is a penny earned"
"Mathematics, in it's own way, is the poetry of logical ideas"
"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. "
"To be or not to be is the question"
"MY FACE IS ON MY FACE!!!1!"

by Stuffattack April 28, 2010

Slob on my knob

1: blowjob

2:An AWSOME song by three 6 mafia

1: DUUUUUUUUDE she slobed on my knob

2: Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place

Third find a bag to hide the whole face

by THE ENDERMAN June 19, 2012

getting on my nerves

When someone's being annoying and you're wishing they'd stop.

While travelling:
son: "are we there yet?"
father: "no"
son: "are we there yet?"
father: "you're getting on my nerves"

by grei_eba August 4, 2010

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016

Barbecue sauce on my titties

a well-known vine based on a clip from Orange is the New Black

(in AA)
Taystee: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I'm like 'What the fuck? Again?‘

by 🤪🐢✌🏼💯 July 13, 2019

Fartin' on my cake

to rain on someone's parade, to diss their set. Reference to cakefarts.com. To disrespect someone so much that you walk into their birthday party, and proceed to deficate on their cake.

we got problems or something? why you be coming up here fartin' on my cake nigga?

by rizzy viz December 21, 2009