octagon

Octagon is an excellent shape,
It'll take over the world in a less than decade.
You should never call it a square or a cube,
Or your body would find in a metallic tube.

"Ayo, why his head is an octagon?"
"Probably his Creator lacks creativity or whatever."

by NeclirGo February 28, 2023

Octaviphobia

The fear of robotic appendages.

This is not a scientifically recognized term, I made it the fuck up because Alfred Molina's Doc Ock is scary as shit and no one can tell me otherwise.

Sorry bro, we can't watch No Way Home. She has Octaviphobia.

by callmemineral May 8, 2023

octavius

a mentally handicapped individual with a mental illness of retardation and the failure to adapt common sense of hygiene, motor function skills and the brain cells to operate common sense.

person 1 : that nigga is octavius

female : but thats my man
person 2 : yeah but hes fuckin retarded

by urbandikcionary August 5, 2023

Octagon

a shape with eight sides, that a certain talentless teenager doesn't know the definition of.... an octagon has eight sides, right, Hajime?

Man this room is shaped like an octagon...!

by TrishTrishTrish June 25, 2023

octagon jerk

This is a fiction definition.

octagon jerk means a jerk or a group of people in a octagonal position to masturbate in a sexual manner and way. It also means a low iq person or an idiotic person. It also can be used as a meaning which is either marijuana or cocaine. It’s also a nickname for a pet.

1. Ben: You’re an octagon jerk!

Jason: sorry.

2. Richard: I really hate people doing octagon jerk in a sexual way!
Tom: Yeah, I know that.

3. John: it’s not fair at all, octagon jerk!
Jeff: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!
4. Quinn: I saw someone smoking octagon jerk.
Adam: Just tell him to stop and that will do the trick! :)
5. Benny: I just got a pet octagon jerk.
Kenny: What the hell?
Kenny: I think I’m disgusted!
Benny: I was referring to a pet, not a sexual manner.
Kenny: Oh.

by KB_2024 September 9, 2023

Octavia

Honestly fucking annoying, she’s most definitely short because I dated one at a point of time and she was 5’2. They are weird my girlfriend wanted to cut our hands open and hold them together so we can have each others blood in our bodies but honestly just hearing the name “Octavia” gives me the creeps man- Alejandro

Octavia weird and short

by reminiciin November 19, 2023

Octavien

A male that has the biggest weewee of all males and is the coolest nigga ever

Omg you can tell hes octavien

by StazWL February 8, 2024