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Numpty

Numpty
A guys from dumb ways to die which his hair gets burned and the lyrics "set fire to your hair"
Guy 1:Have you know numpty
Guy 2:ummm yes i have unlocked it in dumb ways to die the game
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Numpty

Someone who acts/ looks like a ballbag. Could use some major help.
My girl friend mallory was being a Numpty today.
by Bonestead July 31, 2022
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Numptyism

When a person is stupid/dumb or has no brain cells
James has numptyism
by Orige Jizzle1 December 31, 2022
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Numpty

You fell in the stream? You numpty, you could see it was there!
by Pierced and Awesome May 25, 2023
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Numpty

A word that apparently is Scottish, but you use it by calling people that are idiots "idiots" without them realizing it because... well, they are idiots. Luckily, great minds think alike, so both me and the Scottish know what is up.
"Dude, Jim is such a fucking numpty, he keeps eating shrimp whole, he doesn't take off the carapace before he shoves it into his fat little mouth."
by younerd July 24, 2023
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Numpitybrump

The act of ejecting sperm laden semen from the opening of the male genitals in diminishing quantity per rhythmic muscle spasm, typically accompanied by an intensely pleasurable sensation, commonly referred to as orgasm, caused by continual stimulation of the genitals, prostate, or whatever gets you there.
Pubescent teen male 1: Dude, when we were sitting in class and working on our computers, I kept opening a closing my legs, like as a bored twitch sorta thing. All of the sudden, bam! I full on numpitybrump in my pants. Not only did I have to play it off as a yawn and a stretch, but then I had to go-to the bathroom to clean up the load in my pants.

Pubescent male 2: Woah, that's embarrassing.
by Lonthedevil February 13, 2024
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Numpty

A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
A numpty
Damn, He’s gone and fucked himself. What a numpty.
by Bellzgotem February 14, 2024
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