Notch

An achievement, usually relating to an impressive sexual encounter.

Sarah: "I should hook up with all 40 of the Chi Phi brothers."
Me: "Notch dude."

by Chase Carraway February 17, 2019

Russo-Nomics

professional wrestling storylines written by writer vince russo that don't make sense or insult your intelligence. currently can be seen in tna.

this week’s lesson in russo-nomics: a 4-corners pole match, for weapons you can’t use until another match in 2-weeks, and there is no winner of this match.

by Zeromus EG November 5, 2006

kick it up a notch

To stop doing things half-assed.

You'll never be a rock star playing guitar in your basement. It's time to kick it up a notch.

by barbsketch September 16, 2006

notch

1. to score a point

2. to copulate

He a was about to notch, which would win the game, but he slipped at the last minute.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2011

nine months' notice

What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.

Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?
Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.
Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…

by Steven Luscher September 12, 2007

put on notice

To be warned with no legal or military meaning whatsoever.

Iran has been put on notice for firing missiles.

by doctordoom February 8, 2017

top notch

good, perfect, better than the last...

comes from when people put notches on their bed when they have sex with people, the last is always better than the one before. so its TOP NOTCH

That player was top notch at her game today.

by Samantha1992 February 18, 2008