notebook

The new word for "laptop". Probably used because corporate swines want to avoid lawsuits when someone's bollocks get toasted off - "notebooks" do tend to get pretty hot, yet the name doesn't insinuate that you put it on your lap, unlike laptop.

The progression of technology can be a curse. This new "notebook" is so hot, I can't even use it on my lap for twenty minutes without feeling ill.

by ShaunC193 August 19, 2008

the notebook

definition for girl: the best movie ever and will make u cry.


definition for guy: a long movie with that girl from mean girls but if u stay awake u will get your reward.

Girl: (crying) That was soooooooo sad. would u try to help me remeber if i had a brain deases
Guy: Yea..... of course and id still love you if we were in ww2 and we had a class difference
Girl: lets go to bed
Guy: (!!!!!!!!!)

by Green Fantastic September 16, 2005

G Note

the one piano note that will make any form of emo DIE. If you play the note near them... they will lose their shit, while screaming the lyrics to WTTBP.

non emo friend: hey, I learned a new song on the piano!
emo friend: that"s nice.
non emo friend: wanna hear it?
emo friend: not real-

*non emo cuts them off*
non emo friend: ok I will!!!
*plays g note*
emo friend: wHeN i WaS a YoUnG bOy..

by embodiment of emo shrek. November 7, 2018

Notre Chad

A tower, like the one of notre dam, but in chaddesden, inhabbited by a fat, overgrown, hunchbacked lizard.

He's left the safety of his Notre Chad tower, kill him!

by JohnRhodes! July 9, 2009

glory note

A high, powerful, belted note held for a long time by a singer.

Did you see that idol performance!? He really held that glory note at the end of the song!

by Letmejustpickaname April 11, 2008

Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.

Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

sticky-note bitch

A very anal girl that only expresses her feelings through messages left on sticky notes. The girl is usually a roommate or family member that you live with.

I left a small mess in the microwave after warming up my sandwich in the microwave. When I woke up in the morning my roommate left a sticky-note telling me to clean up the mess in the microwave from the night before. It was the sixth sticky-note that week...she is such a sticky-note bitch....

sticky-note bitch anal communication room-mate college

by the pissed off roommate October 18, 2010