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Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011
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Noodle

A code word to describe a cute or hot girl without anyone noticing:

‘Noodle’ - hot girl
Super Noodle’ - mega 10/10 hot girl
Alden : “Oi mate, see that girl over there? She’s a noodle”
Alun : “nah, she’s deffo a super noodle
by Natureboi69 September 8, 2019
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Noodle Biscuit

A random word you throw into conversations when they are going nowhere or really boring. Like if you notice people are starting to trail off and talk to someone else you throw a noodle biscuit in there and they will wonder what it means and they will focus there attention on you. Try it! it works
I had to "noodle biscuit" my way out of that jam.
by Reilly March 10, 2005
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slippery noodle

Slippery Noodle: The abuse of administrative powers to mess around with the forum posts of other members, commonly adding the suffix "Slippery Noodle" to the end of their posts, for the entertainment of the noodler(s). Often used on n00bs.
Bladen caught thhe slippery noodle somehow without slicing through it with his sharp scythes. He looked at it for a moment; it was perfect! he reached out to give it to Nina so that she could have a look at it. Slippery Noodle.
by Ankytomacafl May 24, 2009
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good noodle

A person with good reputation. These people don't have sex life.
"But I'm a good noodle ! -spongebob
by lalamasterdude11 February 12, 2014
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wet noodle

A limp dick, especially while in the process of intercourse.
Damn man, I gotta lay off the alcohol. I stay fuckin my girl with a wet noodle.
by NUFFSAID May 1, 2006
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chicken noodle soup

Crazy dance that was created in Harlem. Which is the modified version of the toe wop which consists of pulling your arms back and swinging out your legs
chicken noodle soup
chicken noodle soup
chicken noodle soup
with a soda on the side
by Saleem The Dream July 16, 2006
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